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And I resumed the struggle. -Vladimir

Friday, December 16, 2005

a one handed post

i'd like to thank you all for your interest in this time of hardship.
i am posting, i want you to know, one handed, and i've decided to abandon this project as soon as the typing becomes tiresome. as you may have noticed, the shift button is out of the question.
yes, adoring public, i have indeed suffered grievous harm, and, yes, it was all due to an inflatable hot dog doubling as a yuletide advertisement.
details will be forthcomeing, i assure you, but as of this time i become unnerved at the memory of the incident.
suffice to say that i have a fractured clavicle, that it is healing, which is to say, unfracturing itself, as we speak, and that i will someday be the funloving bon vivant that you have all come to know and love. as for now, i'm one armed, in a wee bit of discomfort, greatly inconvenienced, completely pissed of at anything remotely resembling a doctor, but, dammit, running a christmas tree show.
reports of my shaved head have been greatly exagerated.


  • At December 16, 2005 11:24 PM, Blogger amy said…

    i'm so sorry i'm laughing so hard.

    no, really, i am. sorry, that is.

    glad to hear your hair's o.k., at least.

    and as someone who nursed and surfed for many moons, let me assure you that the one-handed typing is quite do-able. i never did reclaim the shift key, though!

  • At December 17, 2005 10:59 PM, Blogger spiral said…

    I'm not sure whether to laugh or to feel sorry for your hot dog-induced injury. Okay, maybe I'm laughing a little. I will definitely be checking back for the incident report.


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