a one handed post

i'd like to thank you all for your interest in this time of hardship.
i am posting, i want you to know, one handed, and i've decided to abandon this project as soon as the typing becomes tiresome. as you may have noticed, the shift button is out of the question.
yes, adoring public, i have indeed suffered grievous harm, and, yes, it was all due to an inflatable hot dog doubling as a yuletide advertisement.
details will be forthcomeing, i assure you, but as of this time i become unnerved at the memory of the incident.
suffice to say that i have a fractured clavicle, that it is healing, which is to say, unfracturing itself, as we speak, and that i will someday be the funloving bon vivant that you have all come to know and love. as for now, i'm one armed, in a wee bit of discomfort, greatly inconvenienced, completely pissed of at anything remotely resembling a doctor, but, dammit, running a christmas tree show.
reports of my shaved head have been greatly exagerated.